A Tribute to Tretchikoff

Due to the unfortunate passing of Vladimir Tretchikoff Sleazy Cheezy will be holding a minute silence to mark the passing of this great painter and also offering two pounds of entry if you come dressed as one of his paintings.

Our dear friend David has put online his Tretchikoff tribute movie you can watch his film Kitschen below. Also on a lighter note David will be doing a DJ set this friday, knowing his taste in music and movies it will be full of very fine tunes.

The return of Miss Hope Eternal

Miss Hope Eternal (the love child of true 70's suberbian swingers) has been away for a few month, chasing after fame and fortune in the world of stand-up comedy and the girl did good making it to the finals of the Gilded Balloons "So you think your Funny".
But its great to see her back at her home Sleazy Cheezy, perhaps we can persued he to do a turn , if not she'll definatly be taking her turn on the wheels of sleaze.

R.I.P. Tretchikoff

What sad news to report the death of the worlds gretest painter Vladimir Tretchikoff, the man who gave the world the kitsch mona lisa "The Green Lady".

He died in south africa on monday and a couple of thousand miles away my copy of the green lady dropped of the wall for no apparent reason, perhaps it was his works way of announcing that the "King of Kitsch" was dead.

More Atomic pictures..

“Gather round children and listen to my Tell,
It is about the A-pokylpse, which turned the world to hell.

So listen up good to my tale of sorrow,
Coz you got to ‘member it and tell it to the one who are birthed tomorrow."



"Once there was a betrayal by a maiden fair, She was a movie starlet with golden hair,
She did seduce a scientist, whose hair was white and wispy,
Little did she now the secrets she stole would leave the earth black and crispy”



“From the atomic wastelands comes, Some shapely cavewomen with lovely bums,
Of mans great knowledge they know not a jot, The radiation has caused them to lose the plot!”



“Now from the cursed earth comes a terrible chap,
Who plans to knock up the women in ten seconds flat!

He has a terrible long…stiff…whip that he lays on with much scorn,
Those poor mutant cave-girls are going to wish they wasn’t born!”



(can you tell i'm a great fan of Rupert the Bear style poetry)

Sleazy Cheezy 2nd Birthday 8th September

To celebrate the second birthday of Sleazy Cheezy were going to explore "Sin in the Suburbs" because obviously suburban people fantasize about Burlesque but we in turn fantasize about Suburbia.

On this night expect another fantastic Burlesque Pantomime about the 'Burbs and a great local band called "BLACKOUTS" (not to be confused with the Welch emo-core band "The Blackout").
"BLACKOUTS" are like Sophie Ellis Baxter trying to be Blondie but instead coming of like a young Siouxsie Sioux, their pretty lady singer has the angry stage presence of Alex Harvey.

The Atomic Burlesque in pictures and movies

(SECURA TSUI doing a SLIM PICKIN's on a BOMB)

What a great night we all had at the last Sleazy Cheezy, our continuing exploration into the Burlesque Pantomime was an astounding success and the NUKES stormed the night with their Sci-Fi Surf Garage.

The NUKES with the MISSILES (Miss Foxy Rogue & Missy Malone)




At the end of last months SC I was handed the chalenge that I couldnt get one of our performers to do a burlesque dressed as a gian cockroach, Ha there is nothing we couldn't get our performers to do a burlesque about..

Miss Kitty Trinity doing a Cockroach Burlesque.

(part one)



(part two)




Thanks once again to David for these lovely pictures.

New Web Address..

Finally Sleazy Cheezy will be blasting down the tubes that make the internet with its own domain name. Wooooooooh futuristic we can now be found at....

http://www.sleazycheezy.co.uk

.. a super-fantstic website will shortly be appearing once i finish moving house.

Oh and one last thing since we a Sleazy Cheezy are kind enough to allow you to take odd pictures, any chance of your photo-pervs sending us some copies so we can plaster the new site with them.

SEND ME YOUR SNAPS PHOTO-PERVS

Sleazy Cheezy Friday 11th "Atomic Burlesque"

What great fun last months Tiki night was, the Burlesque Pantomime went down a storm but Lucky Strike was rushed off his feet all night playing "Roger the Cabin boy".

So now onto Augusts Sleazy Cheezy, which should be fun as we have the album launch of one of our fravoritest bands The Nukes (who will be playing live and hopefully taking a shot on the turntables) and we have two extra hours due to the Edinburgh Festival, so we'll see what other acts we can drag in for the night.

The theme this time, in honour of The Nukes is "Atomic Burlesque", so dig out you childhood fears about nuclear destruction, dust of your radiation suits and prepare to go M.A.D. for the post-apocalypse.

So here is a little movie to get you in the mood..

Sleazy Cheezy Home movies

Thanks to the wonders of youtube and the amazing camera work of Sleazy Cheezy's good friend David Hutchison we can now show some past footage of Sleazy Cheezy. I think these are all from the Tobbacconalia night.

First of we have the Lovely Lucky Charms..

SLEAZY CHEEZY Friday 14th "The Libinous Luau of Titallating Tiki"

After a very enjoyable weekend down at the London Luau, I figured it was time to finally treat myself by setting the theme of the July Sleazy Cheezy to TIKI. A perfect oppertunity for all of you to dig out your Aloha shirts or dress like a pirate. I'll post a complete listing of the acts and burlesque dancers later to the date.

3rd Skinny Reveiw

Yet another 4 star Skinny reveiw, a pity there is no mention of the wonderfull MICROSLUTS though..


Sleazy Cheezy @ Studio 24, Jun 16

Sleazy Cheezy is a guaranteed good time

An interesting evening to say the least, and half of the surprisingly small crowd were dressed up in ‘suitable wedding attire’ as requested. The highlight was without a doubt a burlesque showcase not short on inspiration, with skits that involved men being their laid-back and useless selves while the women stole the show by getting their kit off by increasingly creative means. A Zorro-themed sketch and florescent jilted bride stole the show, and as far as a clubbing experience it’s not something you will easily forget. Music throughout the night was mainstream but fun and great for dancing. If you haven’t been along before it’s well worth checking out, and for a group of friends or a birthday, Sleazy Cheezy is a guaranteed good time.

Written by Dorian Williams

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SLEAZY CHEEZY Friday 16th "The Wedding Party"

Just a quick post before I head down to Lonon for the Luau, we've also got playing this month THE MICROSLUTS a hot three girl death disco combo and the return of PISHDOLLS, must dash got a train to catch..

80's music video

The 80's was the decade that created the music video, think Michael Jacksons "Thriller", "Rio" by Duran Duran and "I Wanna Love You Tender" by Armi & Danny.
Who are Armi & Danny? you ask , why just the greatest of all Finnish pop acts.

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FRIDAY 19th "THE 1980's"

Sleazy Cheezy will be exploring the most misunderstood decade of the last centaury, the 1980’s.
Forget about the yuppies, jumbo mobile phones and bad fashion, we lived that decade its about strikes, Thatcher and damn fine alternative music.
So get your big hair, pull on your donkey jackets and slap on your gender bending make-up as we prepare to kick up the 80’s.

Bareback Boys

What a stressful evening last Sleazy Cheezy was, our stagehands were all off being in some Heavy Metal Band so their was a lot of running around to do. But as I say the mark of a good club is not how busy they are but how they deal with adversity and juggling a bucking bronco machine, Burlesque Dancers, a live band and a stage flooded with chocolate pudding was adversity enough.

The Mending Hearts were top, especially their cover of "9 to 5" and its great to introduce 3 new burlesque boys to the scene (actually 4 burlesque boys if you count my impromptu striptease, which I was reliable informed may have been the highlight of the evening, not to blow my own trumpet of course).

If you wish to see more pictures from Sleazy Cheezy one of our most valued regulars David Hutchison has many lovely pictures on his website HERE

Squeal like a redneck

I hope' yer all gettin in the mood for our country Sleazy Cheezy, but if you havin' trouble thinkin' on how youse is gonna be dressin' take some inspir-ation from this movie..

SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL

2nd Skinny Magazine Reveiw

We got another reveiw in the Skinny of our "Intergalactic Night", four stars we got as well..

Sleazy Cheezy
Studio 24, Edinburgh
24th February

In the three months since we last visited Sleazy Cheezy it has moved from small-scale alternative boutique to floor-filling performance art with bantering comperes and a live gig. What a difference a small price hike makes! The intergalactic themed soiree ensured a wealth of tinfoil and titillating futuristic burlesque displays (read nekkid robot housewife), during which everyone wonders how and why the sequinned nipple covers remain firmly in place. The entertainment begun with low-key electro-pop from Dateless: two singers, including Alice of Alleschwindel, who go through more costume changes than Mr Benn, and supported by a masked guitarist and keyboardist. The tone was perhaps not as high-spirited as the rest of the evening, but it was definitely ‘out there’. The crowd, a mish-mash of punters from all of Studio 24’s nights, jigged away to the DJ sets which were heavy on the 80s, making it easy to imagine that tonight was about all the outsiders at high school coming together to dance at their very own alternative x-rated disco several years later. Compelling stuff. The next night is on April 21, and the theme is Bareback Mountainin' - a kitsch cowboy theme night. Expect celeb appearances from Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger (in your masturbatory fantasies).

Written by Alex Burden

...I love the bit about Sleazy Cheezy being an alternative X-rated disco for outsiders.

RIDE THE D'RANGE

Howdy partners, are you ready to ride the D’Range all the way to Bareback Mountin’. This month at Sleazy Cheezy were going all out on Camp Cowboy Kitsch, Weird Westerns and Crazed Country.
So slip on your chaps and strap on your six shooters, and mosey on down for some fine highfalutin entertainment.
This month were proud to present “Miss Hope Eternals Hillbilly Half Hour”, a tribute to Country Music shows of the past, be amazed as she sings songs and is joined by musical friends & our guest band Edinburgh’s western-swing hillbilly pioneers “The Mending Hearts”.
But that’s not all folk No-siree you can try your hand at rodeo riding, on a rented mechanical bull, compete for the title of strongest thighs at Sleazy Cheezy.
I’m sure after all that jiggin' and buckin' you’ll ends up with a mighty big hankering to see some fine dancing girls or if you ride the other horse dancing boys, which is lucky coz we got Gypsy Charms, Karney Doll, Foxy Rogue, Sekura Tsui, Miss Angel D’light & the Bareback Boys.
So come along on Friday 21st, were open at 11pm till 3am and for £6 I don’t think you’ll find better entertainment this side of a shaved mules behind, YEEEHAW!!

THE TOBACCHANALIA

Another fine Sleazy Cheezy has passed and what a smoking evening it was.

First on we had Maco playing some fine smoking themed songs which was followed by “The NUKES” a top sci-fi garage surf band who stomped their way through their set ably assisted by new go-go girls “The Missiles”, who the observant amongst you would have spotted as Karney Doll and Foxy Rogue.

Then we had Academy of Striptease and Burlesque (Scotland) girls come on and do group number, entitled “Something in French”, well no not actually, they told me some French words for “The Black Night” or “The Dark Night”, but due to some brain damage I suffered later in the evening its drifted out of my mind.

Even though for many of the academy girls it was their first time on stage they managed to pull of a good tight group number, which was enjoyed by all.

As soon as we managed to clear seven sets of underwear from the stage we wheeled on the large black box that contained the PISH DOLLS, the crowd appeared apprehensive at the prospect of a puppet show (to many bad memories of educational puppet shows at school I fear) but a soon as the front crashed down and the puppets launched into a FULL-METAL-COCK-ROCKING version of Iron Maidens “Number of the Beast”, I was heartened to see the crowd surge forward to view the majesty of the 12 inch rockers.

The PISH DOLLS then slammed home with Metalica’s “Enter the Sandman” complete with miniature pyro’s, which provided a satisfactory “Thunderbirds” feeling to the proceedings.

Then we came to the BLUE part of the night as I introduced our smoking themed Burlesque girls; first to hit the stage was Miss Angel D’light proving the dangers of the flammable nature of cigarettes and a combustible dress.

Sekura Tsui exhibited her tribute to the hottest of all cartoon characters Jessica Rabbit which left a more than few people hot under the collar and my own dear brother Chico Von Sleaze behaving like the wolf from a Tex Avery cartoon.

Karney Doll gave her take on the Little Match girl and then Miss Angel D’light & Sekura Tsui took us back to school with the formative experience of smoking behind the bike sheds.

Unfortunately I missed the smoking and canning being presented by D’light & Tsui because I promised Gypsy Charms to help her with the final burlesque, so as the canning is going on I’m through the back with my trousers around my ankles, getting my hair spray painted grey.

So for the final number Gypsy and I paid tribute to the most scandalous of all cigars and Monicagate, thankfully Chico Von Sleaze managed to video it because I was not quite with it after accidentally inhaling about a can of hair paint to make my hair Clinton white.

I was told it went down well, who knows perhaps it has left me with the burlesque performance bug and soon I’ll be strutting the stage in a pair of nipple tassels.

The last act on had supposed to be the comedian Harry Ainsworth but he rather fell foul of our generous bar tab and performed a under par show, but it’s a learning experience I think the next time we have a comedian they’ll be on earlier.

To finish of the evening Roz (Disco Pervert from Dogma) played a fine selection of modern music and of course we ended with our club anthem “Time of my Life”.

A great evenings entertainment it was, 10 great acts all for £6, that is an astonishing 60p an act, you can’t even get on a bus for 60p anymore, what fun.

LONDON LUAU 9,10, 11th of June

Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, I like lots of Tiki, I’m going to London to have a lot of fun and drink a lot of rum, and perhaps fall on my bum, wouldn't that be fun with lots and lots of Tiki, tum de tum de tum, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, drink lots of rum.

I'm very excited about going to the London Luau and perhaps getting some of my artwork in the Tiki art exhibition, finally I'll get to meet all my Brit-Tiki contemporaries and get a reasonable priced meal in Trader Vic's.

The London Luau