“Gather round children and listen to my Tell,
It is about the A-pokylpse, which turned the world to hell.
So listen up good to my tale of sorrow,
Coz you got to ‘member it and tell it to the one who are birthed tomorrow."
"Once there was a betrayal by a maiden fair, She was a movie starlet with golden hair,
She did seduce a scientist, whose hair was white and wispy,
Little did she now the secrets she stole would leave the earth black and crispy”
“From the atomic wastelands comes, Some shapely cavewomen with lovely bums,
Of mans great knowledge they know not a jot, The radiation has caused them to lose the plot!”
“Now from the cursed earth comes a terrible chap,
Who plans to knock up the women in ten seconds flat!
He has a terrible long…stiff…whip that he lays on with much scorn,
Those poor mutant cave-girls are going to wish they wasn’t born!”
(can you tell i'm a great fan of Rupert the Bear style poetry)