Take This!

I've always said that "Take That" should have been the new Beatles, whilst their version of Teen Spirit is a touch limp and lacks a certain menace, it has the incongruousness that makes a good cover version.

Sneaky Peeky

It less than a year since the Captain was first released to the public, but now its time for him to change colour, have a gander at the new purple glaze.

Captain Hold Fast ON SALE NOW!!

Now on sale in time for Winter festivities, imagine drinking your hot spiced rum at new year from the beauty.

Buy the Captain from Tiki Farm for only $11.95 (thats only £5.79 in sterling)

Halloween Skull Mask Project

Here is a lovely skull I created for Tiki Chris 31 skull mask for Halloween project. You can see all the rest of the talented artists skulls here.

Back to the Blog

So what have I been up to since Sleazy Cheezy went down the tubes. Well I've been working on my Tiki Art and have been chosen to design a Tiki Mug for one of the worlds largest manufactures of Tiki Mugs, the great Tiki Farm in America.

So save your pennies for "Captain Hold-Fast"

No Sleazy Cheezy until December!

What I hear you ask how can this be?

I have been sworn to not venting my spleen about things that we cannot help, but there you go, ask me when I'm drunk and I shall tell you all.

David has provided some lovely pictures again from the crime and punishment night, what fun we finally cracked the music timing problem and got a nice new young DJ to spin the wheels of vynil all night, he so good he brings his own headphones. Ahhhh!

The Lucky Charms Tribute to Prisoner: Cell Block H

Miss Angel D'Light Stealing Some Hearts

A Very Naughty Boy allways standing in the corner

Friday October the 6th “Crime and Punishment”

“No good deeds go unpunished”

All good Johnson folk are invited to hang out with our collection of bunko-men, dippers, dolly mops, two story boys, purse snatchers, long conners, street walkers, bag men, blaggers, teenage hellcats and jailbait jezebels.

No band for this month but hell we gonna have some mighty fine burl-Q ladies shacking their thangs while stealing your hearts. Their gonna mug you with love coshes, roll you in the ditch of desire and bury your beaten body in the shallow grave of SEX-U-AL FRUSTRATION!!!

Well last month was a hair-puller and a half, perhaps we celebrated our birthday a step to far before putting on our show, but the we never claimed to be profess-I-anal about the running of this club. Why a lack of screaming tension and last minute high jinks would ruin thee process.



Young Mr Lucky Strike in his tribute to the Late Freddy Mercury with a nod to Ed Wood, you just gotta love angora on a man.

A Tribute to Tretchikoff

Due to the unfortunate passing of Vladimir Tretchikoff Sleazy Cheezy will be holding a minute silence to mark the passing of this great painter and also offering two pounds of entry if you come dressed as one of his paintings.

Our dear friend David has put online his Tretchikoff tribute movie you can watch his film Kitschen below. Also on a lighter note David will be doing a DJ set this friday, knowing his taste in music and movies it will be full of very fine tunes.

The return of Miss Hope Eternal

Miss Hope Eternal (the love child of true 70's suberbian swingers) has been away for a few month, chasing after fame and fortune in the world of stand-up comedy and the girl did good making it to the finals of the Gilded Balloons "So you think your Funny".
But its great to see her back at her home Sleazy Cheezy, perhaps we can persued he to do a turn , if not she'll definatly be taking her turn on the wheels of sleaze.

R.I.P. Tretchikoff

What sad news to report the death of the worlds gretest painter Vladimir Tretchikoff, the man who gave the world the kitsch mona lisa "The Green Lady".

He died in south africa on monday and a couple of thousand miles away my copy of the green lady dropped of the wall for no apparent reason, perhaps it was his works way of announcing that the "King of Kitsch" was dead.

More Atomic pictures..

“Gather round children and listen to my Tell,
It is about the A-pokylpse, which turned the world to hell.

So listen up good to my tale of sorrow,
Coz you got to ‘member it and tell it to the one who are birthed tomorrow."



"Once there was a betrayal by a maiden fair, She was a movie starlet with golden hair,
She did seduce a scientist, whose hair was white and wispy,
Little did she now the secrets she stole would leave the earth black and crispy”



“From the atomic wastelands comes, Some shapely cavewomen with lovely bums,
Of mans great knowledge they know not a jot, The radiation has caused them to lose the plot!”



“Now from the cursed earth comes a terrible chap,
Who plans to knock up the women in ten seconds flat!

He has a terrible long…stiff…whip that he lays on with much scorn,
Those poor mutant cave-girls are going to wish they wasn’t born!”



(can you tell i'm a great fan of Rupert the Bear style poetry)

Sleazy Cheezy 2nd Birthday 8th September

To celebrate the second birthday of Sleazy Cheezy were going to explore "Sin in the Suburbs" because obviously suburban people fantasize about Burlesque but we in turn fantasize about Suburbia.

On this night expect another fantastic Burlesque Pantomime about the 'Burbs and a great local band called "BLACKOUTS" (not to be confused with the Welch emo-core band "The Blackout").
"BLACKOUTS" are like Sophie Ellis Baxter trying to be Blondie but instead coming of like a young Siouxsie Sioux, their pretty lady singer has the angry stage presence of Alex Harvey.

The Atomic Burlesque in pictures and movies

(SECURA TSUI doing a SLIM PICKIN's on a BOMB)

What a great night we all had at the last Sleazy Cheezy, our continuing exploration into the Burlesque Pantomime was an astounding success and the NUKES stormed the night with their Sci-Fi Surf Garage.

The NUKES with the MISSILES (Miss Foxy Rogue & Missy Malone)




At the end of last months SC I was handed the chalenge that I couldnt get one of our performers to do a burlesque dressed as a gian cockroach, Ha there is nothing we couldn't get our performers to do a burlesque about..

Miss Kitty Trinity doing a Cockroach Burlesque.

(part one)



(part two)




Thanks once again to David for these lovely pictures.

New Web Address..

Finally Sleazy Cheezy will be blasting down the tubes that make the internet with its own domain name. Wooooooooh futuristic we can now be found at....

http://www.sleazycheezy.co.uk

.. a super-fantstic website will shortly be appearing once i finish moving house.

Oh and one last thing since we a Sleazy Cheezy are kind enough to allow you to take odd pictures, any chance of your photo-pervs sending us some copies so we can plaster the new site with them.

SEND ME YOUR SNAPS PHOTO-PERVS

Sleazy Cheezy Friday 11th "Atomic Burlesque"

What great fun last months Tiki night was, the Burlesque Pantomime went down a storm but Lucky Strike was rushed off his feet all night playing "Roger the Cabin boy".

So now onto Augusts Sleazy Cheezy, which should be fun as we have the album launch of one of our fravoritest bands The Nukes (who will be playing live and hopefully taking a shot on the turntables) and we have two extra hours due to the Edinburgh Festival, so we'll see what other acts we can drag in for the night.

The theme this time, in honour of The Nukes is "Atomic Burlesque", so dig out you childhood fears about nuclear destruction, dust of your radiation suits and prepare to go M.A.D. for the post-apocalypse.

So here is a little movie to get you in the mood..

Sleazy Cheezy Home movies

Thanks to the wonders of youtube and the amazing camera work of Sleazy Cheezy's good friend David Hutchison we can now show some past footage of Sleazy Cheezy. I think these are all from the Tobbacconalia night.

First of we have the Lovely Lucky Charms..

SLEAZY CHEEZY Friday 14th "The Libinous Luau of Titallating Tiki"

After a very enjoyable weekend down at the London Luau, I figured it was time to finally treat myself by setting the theme of the July Sleazy Cheezy to TIKI. A perfect oppertunity for all of you to dig out your Aloha shirts or dress like a pirate. I'll post a complete listing of the acts and burlesque dancers later to the date.

3rd Skinny Reveiw

Yet another 4 star Skinny reveiw, a pity there is no mention of the wonderfull MICROSLUTS though..


Sleazy Cheezy @ Studio 24, Jun 16

Sleazy Cheezy is a guaranteed good time

An interesting evening to say the least, and half of the surprisingly small crowd were dressed up in ‘suitable wedding attire’ as requested. The highlight was without a doubt a burlesque showcase not short on inspiration, with skits that involved men being their laid-back and useless selves while the women stole the show by getting their kit off by increasingly creative means. A Zorro-themed sketch and florescent jilted bride stole the show, and as far as a clubbing experience it’s not something you will easily forget. Music throughout the night was mainstream but fun and great for dancing. If you haven’t been along before it’s well worth checking out, and for a group of friends or a birthday, Sleazy Cheezy is a guaranteed good time.

Written by Dorian Williams

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SLEAZY CHEEZY Friday 16th "The Wedding Party"

Just a quick post before I head down to Lonon for the Luau, we've also got playing this month THE MICROSLUTS a hot three girl death disco combo and the return of PISHDOLLS, must dash got a train to catch..

80's music video

The 80's was the decade that created the music video, think Michael Jacksons "Thriller", "Rio" by Duran Duran and "I Wanna Love You Tender" by Armi & Danny.
Who are Armi & Danny? you ask , why just the greatest of all Finnish pop acts.

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